"But It Was So Erotic That We Ended Up Having A Real Creampie! Since Then"

My Wife Is Pregnant, So I Went To An Erotic Men's Massage Parlor, And My Mother-in-law Showed Up... It Was Awkward For Both Of Us, But It Was So Erotic That We Ended Up Having A Real Creampie! Since Then, I've Been Doing It Whenever My Wife Is Away... Hon